HERE LIES...

These other pizzerias which tried to please and seduce me by allowing me to selfishly purchase and consume their wares, They sought feverishly a spot in the top ten so they might brag to their mommy and friend at the local titty bar, that they too serve something so illustrious and powerfully yumligious that they belong in this incomparably informed and greasy compilation of THE undisputed Global Titans of Pizzzzzzza Eateries:

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ARONA NO, IT

Pizzeria Giardino

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ATLANTIC CITY, NJ

Room Service by Golden Nugget

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BERKELEY, CA

Sliver

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CHICO, CA

Farm Star

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FARMINGTON, CT

Naples Pizza

 

HOBOKEN, NJ

Rosario's at Willow

 

JERSEY CITY, NJ

Razza

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LAS VEGAS, NV

Metro Pizza

Slice House

Evel Pie*

Secret Pizza

Good Pie

Michael & Anthony’s 

Cugino's Italian Deli and Pizzeria

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NAPOLI, ITALY

pizzeria da matteo

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NEW HAVEN, CT

Sally's Apizza

Frank Pepe

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NEW ROCHELLE

Pizzeria La Rosa

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NEW YORK CITY, NY

Crown Heights Pizza

L'industrie 

Norm’s

Upside Pizza*

Roberta’s

Williamsburg Pizza

Una Napoletana 

Joe’s

Nunzios 

Fini

Di Fara

Louie & Ernie's

Scarr's 

Zazzy’s

Smiling Pizza

Lenny’s 

Lenny’s in Bensonhurst 

Leo

Sauce

Mama’s Too

Giuseppina’s

Wheated

Prince Street Pizza

Front st pizza

Lucali

Lucia

Artichoke

Paulie Gees slice shop

Rocco’s Pizzeria

F & F

Baby Luc’s

Luigi's Pizza

Pizza Secret Ristorante

Gino's Pizzeria

Antonio's Pizza

Brooklyn Pizza Crew

Brooklyn DOP

L'Arte della Pizza

Joe's Pizza of Park Slope

Pizza Wagon

Little Pizza Parlor

NY Pizza Suprema

Table 87

Sal's Pizzeria

L&B Spumoni Gardens

Brooklyn Pizza Market

Vinnie's Pizza

Bene Pizza

Beverly Pizza & Cafe

King Umberto's Pizza

2 Bros

John's of Bleecker Street
Champion Pizza

Piz-zetta

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PHILADELPHIA, PA

DiBruno Bros*Alimentari

Square Pie

Osteria Vetri

Barbuzzo 

Angelo's

Nannie Franco's Pizza

J & J Pizza

La Rosa Pizzeria

Lorenzo's Pizza

Santucci's Original Square Pie 

Taconellis

Union Street Pizza
Lorenzo & Sons

Rione 

Pizza Brain

Pizzeria Stella

 

PORTLAND, OR

Baby Doll Pizzeria

Some fucking food cart in Portland. 

Hot Lips

Sizzle Pie

Pizza go go

Area 51 Pizza

Fino Bistro and Pizzeria

Escape from New York Pizza

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REGENSBERG, BAVARIA

Maradonna Pizza-Service

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SACRAMENTO, CA

One Speed

Uncle Vito’s* Of New York 

Hop Gardens*

Pieces

Hot Italian

Pizza Rock

Wenelli's

Giovanni's Old World Pizzeria

Shakey's

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SYRACUSE, NY

Gino & Joe's

Godfather's Pizza

Nick's Pizza 

Nick's Tomato Pie

Peppinos

Pronto Joey's

Twin trees

Solvay cafeteria

Cosmo's

Varsity Pizza

Marks Pizza

Pat’s Pizza

Pavone's

Paladinos 

OIP

Pavone's

Franco's Pizzeria and Deli

Papa John's

Avicolli's Italian Restaurant and Kitchen

"Droopy Drew’s" 

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STOCKTON, CA

Eddie’s

David's 

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SAN DIEGO, CA

Landini's Pizzeria

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Tony’s Napoletana

Delfina

Golden Boy Pizza

Il Casaro

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LONDON, UK

Pizza Hut

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OAKLAND, CA

Little Starr

Skipolini's (Concord)

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ST. LOUIS

Nick & Elena's

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TORINO, TO

Ristorante cinese pizzeria Fiorita Borgo Dora Snc

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TWAIN HARTE, CA

The Prospector

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UTICA, NY

Franco's

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CORPORATE PIZZA

Mod

Blaze

Domino’s 

Pizza Hutt

Little Caesars

Sbarro

Uno Chicago grill

Pizza Guy's

Mountain Mike's Pizza

California Pizza Kitchen

Papa Murphy's

Roundtable

Pieology

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