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IT'S PIZZA LLC.
"our other business is a car wash."
 

the 10 Greatest Pizzerias on Earth:

  1. Best Pizza - 33 Havemeyer St., Brooklyn, NY
  2. Masullo - 2711 Riverside Blvd., Sacramento, CA
  3. Pizzeria Beddia - 1313 N. Lee St., Philadelphia, PA
  4. Pizza My Heart - 209 Esplanade, Capitola, CA
  5. L'industrie - 254 S. 2nd St., Brooklyn, NY
  6. Sizzle Pie - 624 E. Burnside St., Portland, OR
  7. Angelo's - 736 S. 9th St., Philadelphia, PA
  8. Even the worst shit in Italy. 
  9. Korner Pizza - 226 Church Ave., Brooklyn, NY
  10. Corporate Pizza - Ubiquitous, Earth

HERE LIES...

These other pizzerias which tried to please and seduce me by allowing me to selfishly purchase and consume their wares, They sought feverishly a spot in the top ten so they might brag to their mommy and friend at the local titty bar, that they too serve something so illustrious and powerfully yumligious that they belong in this incomparably informed and greasy compilation of THE undisputed Global Titans of Pizzzzzzza Eateries:

ARONA NO, IT

Pizzeria Giardino

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ

Room Service by Golden Nugget

BERKELEY, CA

Sliver

CHICO, CA

Farm Star

FARMINGTON, CT

Naples Pizza

 

HOBOKEN, NJ

Rosario's at Willow

 

JERSEY CITY, NJ

Razza

LAS VEGAS, NV

Metro Pizza

Slice House

Evel Pie*

Secret Pizza

Good Pie

Michael & Anthony’s 

Cugino's Italian Deli and Pizzeria

NAPOLI, ITALY

pizzeria da matteo

NEW HAVEN, CT

Sally's Apizza

Frank Pepe

NEW ROCHELLE

Pizzeria La Rosa

NEW YORK CITY, NY

Crown Heights Pizza

L'industrie 

Norm’s

Upside Pizza*

Roberta’s

Williamsburg Pizza

Una Napoletana 

Joe’s

Nunzios 

Fini

Di Fara

Louie & Ernie's

Scarr's 

Zazzy’s

Smiling Pizza

Lenny’s 

Lenny’s in Bensonhurst 

Leo

Sauce

Mama’s Too

Giuseppina’s

Wheated

Prince Street Pizza

Front st pizza

Lucali

Lucia

Artichoke

Paulie Gees slice shop

Rocco’s Pizzeria

F & F

Baby Luc’s

Luigi's Pizza

Pizza Secret Ristorante

Gino's Pizzeria

Antonio's Pizza

Brooklyn Pizza Crew

Brooklyn DOP

L'Arte della Pizza

Joe's Pizza of Park Slope

Pizza Wagon

Little Pizza Parlor

NY Pizza Suprema

Table 87

Sal's Pizzeria

L&B Spumoni Gardens

Brooklyn Pizza Market

Vinnie's Pizza

Bene Pizza

Beverly Pizza & Cafe

King Umberto's Pizza

2 Bros

John's of Bleecker Street
Champion Pizza

Piz-zetta

PHILADELPHIA, PA

DiBruno Bros*Alimentari

Square Pie

Osteria Vetri

Barbuzzo 

Angelo's

Nannie Franco's Pizza

J & J Pizza

La Rosa Pizzeria

Lorenzo's Pizza

Santucci's Original Square Pie 

Taconellis

Union Street Pizza
Lorenzo & Sons

Rione 

Pizza Brain

Pizzeria Stella

 

PORTLAND, OR

Baby Doll Pizzeria

Some fucking food cart in Portland. 

Hot Lips

Sizzle Pie

Pizza go go

Area 51 Pizza

Fino Bistro and Pizzeria

Escape from New York Pizza

REGENSBERG, BAVARIA

Maradonna Pizza-Service

SACRAMENTO, CA

One Speed

Uncle Vito’s* Of New York 

Hop Gardens*

Pieces

Hot Italian

Pizza Rock

Wenelli's

Giovanni's Old World Pizzeria

Shakey's

SYRACUSE, NY

Gino & Joe's

Godfather's Pizza

Nick's Pizza 

Nick's Tomato Pie

Peppinos

Pronto Joey's

Twin trees

Solvay cafeteria

Cosmo's

Varsity Pizza

Marks Pizza

Pat’s Pizza

Pavone's

Paladinos 

OIP

Pavone's

Franco's Pizzeria and Deli

Papa John's

Avicolli's Italian Restaurant and Kitchen

"Droopy Drew’s" 

STOCKTON, CA

Eddie’s

David's 

SAN DIEGO, CA

Landini's Pizzeria

SAN FRANCISCO, CA

Tony’s Napoletana

Delfina

Golden Boy Pizza

Il Casaro

LONDON, UK

Pizza Hut

OAKLAND, CA

Little Starr

Skipolini's (Concord)

ST. LOUIS

Nick & Elena's

TORINO, TO

Ristorante cinese pizzeria Fiorita Borgo Dora Snc

TWAIN HARTE, CA

The Prospector

UTICA, NY

Franco's

CORPORATE PIZZA

Mod

Blaze

Domino’s 

Pizza Hutt

Little Caesars

Sbarro

Uno Chicago grill

Pizza Guy's

Mountain Mike's Pizza

California Pizza Kitchen

Papa Murphy's

Roundtable

Pieology

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